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Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn’t u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife’s boobs!

ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi…
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le….

Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Uska lund bahut bada tha,
Ek aurat ne dekha to boli
Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega
Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai…..
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara

Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy.
Boy Friend: That’s Good,
Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge…..

Boy during Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar lein, phir hum roz aisa kar sakenge.
Girl: Mazdoor ho Mazdoori karo, factory ka maalik ban-ne ki koshish na karo.

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,
Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”
Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola
“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“

Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi se poochha: “Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath soyi ho?”
Wife: “Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi hoon, baki sabne saari saari raat jaagaye rakha…”

Badi hasrat thi dil ki,
Kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi to dekho ki,
Nange hi chale aaye……

What is the similarity between burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend?
In both cases boy thinks, “Ek minute pehle nikal liya hota to kitna achcha hota”

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Hindi Ke Gande Jokes – Marwadi Biwi Ke Saath

Marwadi Biwi Ke Saath Naha Raha Tha.
Biwi Ne Goti Pe Saabun Lagaaya
Marwadi Ka Khada Ho Gaya.
Biwi Gusse Se: Isko Chota Karo. Saabun Abhi 2 Hafte Aur Chalana Hai!?

Mast Gande Chutkule – Marrired Life Ka Sabse

Marrired Life Ka Sabse Bada Jhatka :
Honeymoon Ki Taiyari Karte Pati Se Patni Boli :
‘Condom Sirf Kohinoor Ka Rakhana, Baaki Se Mujhe Allergy Ho Jaati He.


Best Dirty Jokes Hindi – Na Jaroorat Hai Chand

Na Jaroorat Hai Chand Sitaron Ki,
Na Jaroorat Hai Faltu Yaaron Ki,
Bas Ek Dost Chahiye Aapke Jaisa,
Jo Gaand Maar De Hazaron Laakhon Ki.
Hindi Adult Jokes – Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo

Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.
Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,
Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,
Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki”…
Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab – “Mera Bachpan – Meri Shararatein“

Hindi Dirty Jokes – Mrs. Rose Mary Ne

Mrs. Rose Mary Ne Mr. Lelay Se Divorce Liya
Kyunki Bechari Pareshan Aa Gayi Thhi Apna Naam Batate Hue, Rose Marry Leley
But Us Bechari Ka Bad Luck Dekho, Uski Fir Se Shadi Hui Par Is Baat Mr. Marlo Ke Saath
Ab Batao Dosto Usko Kya Karna Chahiye?

 Gande Jokes gande chutkule hindi

Dirty Chutkule Jokes – Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa
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Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Aur Kaha Lagti
Hai?
?
.
?
.
?
.
Kheto Mein Lagti Hai Mere Dost..
Hamesha Apni Gaand Ke Baare Mein
Hi Kyo Sochte Ho?

Hindi Jokes For Adults – Minister To Sexy Wife-Sach

Minister To Sexy Wife-Sach Batao Tumne Kitni Baar Humse Bewafai Ki?
Wife: 3 Baar Par Apke Hi Liye.
Minister: Kab & Kyo?
Wife: Jab Apka Heart Operation Hua To Doctor K Saath,
Fir Jab Aap Jail Me The Tab Judge K Saath,
Minister- Teesri Baar?
Wife: Jab Apko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Apke Paas 78 Mla Kam The…..

Ashlil Chutkule Hindi Mein – Mena Mera Dost Mr.

Mena Mera Dost Mr. Chatwani Ko Phone Kiya?
Or Uski Biwi Na Uthya?
Fir Maina Phone Kat Diya?.
Ab Ap Hi Btao Main Uski Biwi Se Kasa Kehta Ki?.
‘Chatwani Hai’

Mast Gande Chutkule – Pappu Ke Pados Mein

Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Lala Ji Ki Dukan Thi
Kisi Bat Pe Pappu Ki Lala Se Ladayi Ho Gayi Aur Pappu Ne Usko Gali Di
Pappu: “Oye Fuddi Deya, Setha”
Seth: “Fuddi Da Na Kah Oye, Main Bade Operation Se Hua Tha“

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Double Meaning Jokes On Girls – Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki 

Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai?
“Vote”
Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo,
Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.

Double Meaning Adult Jokes On Santa Banta – Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi

Preeto Bina Kapde Pahne Hi Mahmano Ko Halwa Parosne Aa Jati Hai,
Santa: “Besharam, Tu Hosh Mein To Hai?”
Preeto: “Oji, Recipe Book Mein Likha Tha Serve Hot Without Any Dressing“

Santa Banta Adult Jokes – Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki

Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “BF Hai?”
Ladki: “Haan Hai.”
Santa: “HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?”
***Blocked***



Ek Chhoti Bachi Ne Randee Se Poocha 
Bachchi - Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain
Aap Ka Business Kia Hai ?

Randi Boli -  Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE  Ka Business Hai

Airport Par 3 Log Apni Biwio Ka Intezaar Kar Rahe The
Pehla Bola - Hamari Shehzaadi Aa Rahi Hai
Doosra Bola - Hamari Nawabzaadi Aa Rahi Hai
Teesre Ko Kuchh Samajh Nahin Aaya Vo Jhat Se Bola
Hamari Bhi Haramzadi Aa Rahi Hai.  ( Ha Ha Ha Ha..... )

Doodh Wala Aur Ek Aurat
Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli
Aurat - Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse Achchha
To Paperwala Hai  Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai.

Pappu Classroom Mein
Pappu Class Mein Bade Dheere Se Mobile Pe Kisi Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha
Golu Kafi Der Se Ye Sab Dekh Raha Tha - Rahaa Nahi Gaya To Bola
Golu - Abe Kis Se Baat Kar Raha Hai ?
Pappu - Sister Se
Golu - Itne Pyaar Se
Pappu - Haan... Teri Jo Hai.

Akbar Aur Birbal
Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hain Hamesha
Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Aisa Puchhta Tha Jo Hatt Ke Ho
Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Soojhi Aur Birbal Se Bola
Akbar - Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Baar CH00T Tu Mujhe Lene Dega
Birbal - Wada Huzoor... Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai
Akbar -  Bol
Birbal - Shaadi Main Aapki Behan Se Hi Karoonga

Andhaa Aur 5ex
Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka 5ex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Wo Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai
Wo Abhi RANDl Ko CH0D Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai
Andha Gabraa Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai
Andha - Abe Saalo... Ye Mere Lvnd Mein CH00T Kisne Daal Di Be





Boy Friend Aur Girl Friend
Boy Friend - Janu Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho ?
Girl Friend - Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai  Jab Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hoon
Or Jab Bhi Dil Kare Uth Jaati Hoon
Boy Friend - You Notty.... Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lvnd Jaisi Hai.

Pappu Ka Hastmethun
Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaaze Ke Pass Wali Bench Pe Betha Muth Mar
Raha Tha Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai Aur Use Esa Karte
Dekh Leti Hai, Isse Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti Pappu Fatafat Bola
Pappu - Mam 100 Saal Jiyengi Aap Abhi Apke Baare Mei Hi Soch Raha Tha.

Pappu Aur Madam
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha. Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher
Pregnant Thhi Uske Dekh Kar Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu - Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti ?
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli - Ye Baat Bhala Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi
Pappu - Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai
Aapko Ladkaa Hone Waala Hai.
Teacher Hairani Se - Arey... Tujhe Ye Baat Kaise Pata ?
Pappu - Mam Wo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Bethhti Ho To
Ander Se Uski Moochhe Dikhaai Deti Hain.

Pappu Aur Uski Mam
Madam Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi
Teacher - H For Horse
I For Ink
J For Jug
K For Kite
L For Lvnd
Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya.
Pappu - Koi Baat Nahi Madam Waapas Munh Mein Le Lo.

Pappu Collage Mein
Pappu Ka Ab School Time Pura Ho Chuka Tha Aur Ab Uska College Mein Admission
Ho Gaya Tha Aur Jaisa Ki Aap Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki College Mein Ragging Aam Baat
Hai, School Jaate Hi Senior Students Ne Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha
Senior Students - Chal Be Koi Aisi Gaali Deke Dikha Jo Na Kabhi Kisi Ne Suni Ho
Aur Naa Hi Kisi Ne Kisiko Di Ho
Pappu - Hum Sab Juniors Ka Lvnd Ek Jhopde Me Aur
Jhopda Aap Ki Maa Ke Bhonsde Me.


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1. LITTLE BOY BLUE
Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson! 

2. AMOS
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me!

3. JUSTIN BEIBER
Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Justin.

Justin who?

Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

4. MERCIIIII
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Parton!

Parton who?

Parton my French!

5. SICK FETISH
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

6. RUSSIAN BABE
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana fuck your brains out.

7. NOW IVAN
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you!

8. CLIFF OF DOVER
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dover.

Dover who?

Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

9. LAY YOU!
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!

10. BUSTER
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Buster.

Buster who?

Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

11. IDAHO
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Idaho.

Idaho who?

I da ho! Where da John?

12. DREW-PEA
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Drew.

Drew who?

Drew Peacock, I’m here about the viagra.

13. BUTCH, JIMMY AND JOE
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe!

14. HENRY
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

King Henry the Second.

King Henry the Second who?

King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the strippers!

15. CAM
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cam.

Cam who?

Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow?

16. BENHUR
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben Hur.

Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.

17. TEX
Knock Knock!

Who’s there? 

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango!

18. HEY LADY
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Juicy.

Juicy who?

Juicy the rack on that babe just now??

19. GLADIATOR
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladiator

Gladiator who?

He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around

20. JUSTIN II
Knock knock!

Whos There?

Justin.

Justin Who?

Justin Heranus 

21. SIZZLE
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Sizzle!

Sizzle who?

Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!

22. PHIL
Knock Knock!

Whos There?

Phil.

Phil Who?

Phil McCrackin.

23. KK JOKE
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Some!

Some who?

Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

24. TUSHY
Knock Knock!

Whos There?

Ivanna Seymour.

Ivanna Seymour who?

Ivanna Seymour Butts.

25. KGB
Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

KGB!

KGB wh–(SLAP!)

WE will ask the questions!!!





Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Do U Want 2 Cd's 
Do U Want 2 Cd's Who? 
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Helda dick
Helda dick who?
I Helda dick. and the wind blew it for me.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana hump your brains out!

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Madam
Madam who? 
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out asshole!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I suck
I suck Who
Michael Jackson

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
(sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Bo-Ho
Bo-Ho Who?
Stop crying pussy it's not the end of the world.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Fuck you said"
"Fuck you said who?"
"Me!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smell Map
Smell Map who?
EWWW your fucking disgusting!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sucka.
Sucka who?
Sucka dick and let me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine!
Urine Who? 
Urine secure, don't know what for.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke. 

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Ben 
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Jenny Tull 
Jenny Tull Who?
Jenny Tull Warts

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher hands up this is a robbery

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly Who?
Ima Reilly Cumming

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Hop on.
Hop on who?
Hop on dis dick.

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Khan!
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke, hope you're on the pill!

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Justin
Justin Who?
Justin Heranus

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Tanaka!
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up!

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCrackin (you can also use Phil McCreviss)

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya suck this dick?

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Dragon!
Dragon who?
Dragon deez nuts across your face when you let me in.

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Foreskin!
Foreskin who?
The worlds greatest foreskin teller.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to Wipe my ass.

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Tara
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff

Knock knock! 
Whos There?
Dozer 
Dozer who?
Those are the biggest tits I ever seen.

Knock knock
Who's there
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

Knock knock
Who's there
Bangkok!
Bangkok who?
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Winner
Winner who?
My winners as big as a football field.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Eat mop
Eat mop who?
Hahahahaha




Girl: Knock Knock.
Boy: Who's there.
Girl: Pussy.
Boy: pussy who.
Girl: You don't get the joke.
Boy: You didn't finish.
Girl: Oh i'm done alright. (laughs)
Boy: How am I ever suppose to get pussy.

Knock knock
Who's there? 
Your dogs dead 
I hit it with my Jeep Grand Cherokee

Knock knock
Who's there? 
yo mama
yo mama who?
yo mama yanking on my dick

Knock knock
Who's there? 
School
School who?
School your ass

Knock knock
Who's there? 
Meat.
Meat who?
Meat my dick!

Knock knock
Who's there? 
Condom.
Condom who? 
condom and suck this dick.
(come down and suck this dick)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myra!
Myra who?
My right nut.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in your mouth?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gladiator...
Gladiator who?
Gladiator during the three-some.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iguana
Iguana Who?
Iguana touch your buttcrack!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Knicker less girls shouldn't climb trees.

Girl: Knock-Knock!
Boy Who's there?
Girl: Pussy!
Boy: I dont get it..
Girl: Yeah and you never will.

So if hooters delivered wouldn't they be called knockers? "Knock knock we brought wings.......and boobs"

Use our list of adult jokes, found in the Dirty Jokes section, to create your own Dirty Knock Knock Joke

Dirty Jokes In Hindi:

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?
Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.
Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.
Ladki ki maa chillaayi "Yeh kya badtameezi hai"
Bachcha "Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai"
Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.????

Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman =
Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =
Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =
Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =
Pregnancy!!

“L” Ko Pakado,
“O” Ko Dabao,
“V” Me Ghusao,
Jab “E” Awaaz aye,
Tau Samajna LOVE pura ho gaya.!!

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“!!

Funny*} Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi & English 2016 
Dirty Jokes In English:
Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."!

“A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”
The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”!!

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."!!

What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..
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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!!
Dirty Jokes:
अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा👶
एक आदमी अपने 15 साल के बेटे का स्कूल बैग देख रहा था
बैग में से एक कंडोम मिला
बाप: मादरचोद इस उम्र में बैग में ये ले के घूमता है
बच्चा: तो क्या करूँ
इस उम्र में बाप बन जाऊँ?
बर्दाश्त तो आपसे वो भी नहीं होगा !!

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey
Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi
Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi“!

Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya.
Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!!

एक लड़की का फोन टायलेट मे गिर गया. TOILET से ”जिन्न्न” प्रकट हुआ. .
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” जिन्न ” ने लड़की को गोल्ड का फोन दिया और कहा ये लो तुम्हारा फोन
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लड़की ने ”कुल्हाडी” वाली कहानी सुन रखी थी ।
इसलिए ईमानदारी का परिचय देते हुए कहा ये सोने का फोन मेरा नहीं है।
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” जिन्न ” :- धो के देख पगली तेरा ही है!!
Hindi Dirty Jokes:
घर के बाहर बारिश में लड़के ने लड़की से रोमांटिक होते हुए कहा :
जानू अब अंदर चले….
कब तक ‘हम तीनो’ ऐसे ही ‘खड़े’ रहेगे….!

Army Ki Bharti Ke Liye Medical Checkup Karvane Wale Ladkon Ki Line Lagi Hui Thi.
Doctor Ek Ladke Ki Gaand Check Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Puchha.
Doctor: Beedi Peete Ho?
Ladka Sharmate Hue: Kyu Saab, Gaand Se Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai Kya?

SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Sardar: Tuje kaise pata?
WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha
Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha!!

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“!!

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..!

Ladki apni marzi se de to pyar
dost dilwaye to uphar
gharwale dilwaye to sanskar
aur khud le le to balatkar!!


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