Saturday, 12 August 2017

Pathan Jokes In Urdu Hindi

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Pathan Jokes In Urdu Hindi

On our website we have large collection of Pathan jokes sardar jokes funny jokes and all types of funny urdu jokes 2017.
No Offence. But Pathans are famous about funny things and their anger. Share funny jokes about pathans by sending sms to your friends and family members.SMS and text messages including Pathan Funny SMS, Pathan Jokes Urdu, Pathan Text Messages, Pathan SMS Jokes and much more Pathan SMS - No Offence. But Pathans are famous about funny things and their anger. Share funny jokes about pathans by sending sms to your friends Here you will find large collection of pathan sms, pathan sms jokes, funny pathan sms, pathan jokes for your friends. We have our all time favorite Pathan sms, pathan latifay in urdu language
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Pakistan india ma Phant funny jokes or Pathan jokes in urdu kafi famous han. or sab log in ko sunana pasnd krtya han hamri website pa Boht sa funny sms or jokes in urdu hindi ma han. jo ka logo ko hunsanya ka lia post kia gya han agr ap ko jokes pasnd aya han to lazmi share kryan apna friedns and family k sath. hamra youtube channel ko b subcribe kryan and enjoy kryan apni life ka . thanks or visit krtya rahnya www.funnydailyfix.com per or agr ap apnni pathan jokes post krna chantya han to hamra email kryan usablog1032@gmail.com per.
hamri website per pakistani k nanga mujra b post kia gyahn han or kafi sari videos b share ki gyi han videos dakhnya ka lina Desi aunty ka mujra . or is tara k boht si video pathan funny songs mujra , and also fuunny clicps posted on Youtube channel. youtube per janya ka lia yhana click kryan .

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Faida!

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
in Pathan SMS

Bathroom

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
in Pathan SMS


Bar-e-Azam

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4 Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
in Pathan SMS


Cousin ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
in Pathan SMS


Molvi aur Halwa

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
in Pathan SMS


Bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
in Pathan SMS


Pathan ka Shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

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Funny Urdu Jokes Funny Sms

Funny Urdu Jokes Funny Sms



Funny Urdu Jokes Funny Sms


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Ghareeb Larka
Teacher Pappu Se: 
Nalaiq, Loafer, Her Waqt 
Larkiyon Se Q Baten Kerta Rehta Hai.??

Pappu: 
Sir Me Bohat Ghareeb Hun, 
Mere Msg Free Nahi Hen.. :-D
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Teacher: 
Umeed Ki Inteha Batao.??

Pappu: 
Jab 90 Saal Ki Boorhi Aurat 
Mobile Shop Per Ja Ker Boly, 
"Ay Bhayya, Lifetime SIM De Do" :-D

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Promise Kiss
If "Muah" Is A "Kiss",,,
Then,
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"KalMuah" Is 
"Promise" To Kiss Tomorrow.. :-D

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Teacher: 
Umeed Ki Inteha Batao.??

Pappu: 
Jab 90 Saal Ki Boorhi Aurat 
Mobile Shop Per Ja Ker Boly, 
"Ay Bhayya, Lifetime SIM De Do" :-D


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Boy: Aap Ka Naam kiya Hai?

Girl: Pehan K bataun Ya Dikha Ker?
Boy: Kiya Matlab.?
Girl: PAYAL Aur Aap Ka..

Boy: Le Ker Batun Ya De Ker.?
Girl: Kiya Matlab.?
Boy: PAPPI

Girl: To Urdu Me Hi Bata Dete.
Boy: Kiya Matlab.??

Girl: Matlab Tum Kuttay K Bachy Ho. :-D

O Terii..
Larkiyon K Sath Fankariyan Mehngi Par Sakti Hen.. :-)

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For Pathans..

Aankhon Me Nasha Hai..
Baton Me Maza Hai..
Chahat Me Ada Hai..
Andaz Bhi Juda Hai..
Pathano Me Wafa Hai..
Isi Liye To Sari Dunya Un Pe Fida Hai.. :-)

I Love U Pathan Bhai..
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Baat Sun Dost..

Tere Pass Koi Acha SMS Hai.??

(,") Agar Hai To
/)(> Meri Jaan
_/\_ Usay Delete Ker De..

QK Send To Tu Kery Ga Nahi

Kam Az Kam Apna Mobile Hi Halka Ker Le.. :-D

Haaye Mere Kanjoos Dost.. :-)
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Mallika Sherawat Ny Apny Tailor Ko
Ek Rumal De Ker Kaha:
"Is Se Mere 2 Dress Bana Do"

Tailor Ny Muskura Ker Pucha:
"Madam Jo Kapra Baki Bach Jaye
Us Ka Kiya Kerun?"
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Pooja Ka Mangeter Mar Gaya..

Wo Roty Huwe Boli:
Tum Q Chaly Gaye,
Abhi To Me Ny Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha..

Pappu Hosla Dety Huwe Bola:
Ro Nahi,
Abhi Nehlayen Gy,
Tab Dekh Lena.. :-D

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Friday, 11 August 2017

Babra Ali Latest Unseen Desi nanaaga Mujr In desi Silk Dress

Babra Ali Latest Unseen Desi Mujr In desi Silk Dress :




Babra Ali Latest Unseen Desi nanaaga Mujr In desi Silk Dress :

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Desi Aunty Saadia Live Call pa batyan

Desi Aunty Saadia Live Call pa batyan


Pakistani aunty ki Desi batyan or webwam per show. pakistani aunty apna ap ko dikahtya hova sath gandi gandi batyan krtya hova. aja kal pakistani india ma facebook live video sa boht sa asa hot star aa gya han jo k apna fan page run kr rahya han or apna Fans ko entertain kr rahya han. aj kal Facebook ka time ma koi b asa admi ni ha jo facbook daily use na krta ho. chlyan ap hamri desi auty ki video dakhyan or enjoy kryan.



Desi Aunty 
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sachi love story ak sachy payr ki sachi kahani

sachi love story ak sachy payr ki sachi kahani :



sachi love story





sachi love story ak sachy payr ki sachi kahani kuch is tara ha. Ma ap ko kahani suna raha hon but please no bad comment and other comment agr achi lagya to comment aur share zaror krna thanks. ab ma apni kahani ki tarf ata hon or ap ka zadya waqat ni lyata chlo ab kahani start krtya han . hello friends. ye story meri he. my name is dhara(changed). me 21 saal ki hu. ye baat us time ki h jb me 10th me thi. meri class me ek ladka tha jo sara time muje dekhta rekhta tha. for some reason muje acha bi lagta tha. but wo mujse darta tha kyuki me ladko se chidti thi us time aur phir me hamesha top karti aur wo passing marks wala tha, but pyar andha hota he to mene h usase baat karna shuru kiya. hum din rat bate karte. phir ek din usne muje purpose bhi kiya. mene ha kardi. dhire dhire hum close hue aur me apne goals se door hoti gai. in sabke bich muje foreign vissa mil gaya aur me chali gayi. phir humare bich bahot zagde hote the kyuki wo sochtat k me sirf uski gf hu par me ek daughter bhi thi aur wo muje mere dad se door kar raha tha. phir ek din muje laga ki kya ye ladka is layak bhi h ki uske liye me apne dream sacrifice karu? kya ye is layak he k me mere sabse karib h us dad se door rahu? to mene uska test kiya aur wo fail hua. phir hum alag ho gaye. tab muje pata chala k wo pyaar nahi tha wo to typical attraction tha. tabse hamesha me jese ladko ko dekhti to muje Bhai vali feeling hi aati. phir sep. 14 2014 me muje Prakash mile. jab unhe dekha to ajib si feeling hui. hum sath kam kar to rahe the par ek doosre se baat tak nahi ki. phir late night hum dhire dhire baat karne lage. wo dikhne me itne ache nahi he shayad isi vaje se wo ladkiyo se door rahete he. phir once in a while wo jab bhi visit pe aate tab hasi majak chalta. hamare sath kam karne vale hume couple hi kehte. shuruaat me muje acha nahi lagta to wo kehte uspe dhyan mat de. par dhire dhire muje hi acha lagne laga. unki aakho me jab bhi dekhti hu to man karta he dekhti hi rahu. unke sath hoti hu to sab kuch bhul jati hu yaha tak ki me mere usul bhi bhul jati hoon. aaj hume mile ek saal k upar ho gaya. aaj bhi wo kam bolte he. me unki bahot ccare karti hu. daar bhi lagta h ab to k kahi wo kisi aur se.. kyuki mene kabhi unhe bataya h nahi k me unhe kitna pasand karti hu. muje nahi pata k wo muje pasand karte bhi he ya nahi bas muje unki care karna unhe hasana a66a lagta he. me har wo koshish karti hu k jisse unka tension kam ho.. kash wo meri aakhe padh sakte to unhe bata chal jata that I love him till I die....he is just perfect....

Sad hindi sayari gazal and two line poetry

Sad hindi sayari gazal and two line poetry


Zindagi mein mohabbat ka khumar kya hota hai, 
Dil se dilbar ka milaap kya hota hai, 
Tum toh bewafa ho tumhe kya pata, 
Ke pyaar ka haseen ahsaas kya hota hai?
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Mujhe dard e ishq ka mazaa maloom hai,
 Dard e dil ki inteha maloom hai, 
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua naa dena, 
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki sazaa maloom hai..
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, 
 sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, 
 kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, 
 kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…... :P :D…!!
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Wafa Ki Aag Mein Jo Khud Ko Jala Deta, 
Unse Mohabbat Ka Main Rishta Nibha Deta,
 Aaj Agar Unki Galiyon Mein Jata Toh, 
Unki Yaadon Ko Aakhir Jawaab Kya Deta, 
 Khanzar Utarti Thi Tanhai Jis Dil Mein, 
Agar Mujhe Kehte Haan,
 Toh Khud Ko Mita Deta, 
 Banzar Padi Hai Mohabbat Ki Dharti Bhi, 
Eh Sanam, Kash Chale Jaane Ke Baad, 
Unko Bhula Deta, Bewafa Ne Agar Ek Moka Diya Hota, 
Zamaane Ko Bhi Main Mohabbat Sikha Deta…
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Kismat Aisi Thi Ki Aaj Hum Akele Reh Gye Judai K Aansu Ankho Se Beh Gye. 
 Rote Huye Kaun Chup Krayega Ab Hame. 
 Jo Chup Karate The Wahi Rone Ko Keh Gaye.
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Rone ki saza na rulane ki saza hai, 
Ye dard mohabat ko nibhane ki saza hai, 
Haste hai to aankhon Se nikal aate hai aansu,
 Ye us shaks se dil lagane ki saza hai…
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Doob Rahi Hain Saansein Mgar Ye Gumaan Baqi Hai, 
Aane Ka Kisi Shakhs Ke Abhi Imkaan Baaqi Hai, 
 Muddat Hui Ek Shakhs Ko Bichre Huye Lekin, 
Aaj Tak Mere Dil Pe Ek Nishaan Baaqi Hai, 
 Kashti Zara Kinare Ke Qareeb Hi Rakhna, 
Bikhri Hui Lehron Mein Abhi Toofaan Baqi Hai, 
 Tumhare Hi Ashkon Ne Lab Siii Diye Warna, Abhi To Mere Dukhon Ki Bohat Dastaan Baqi Hai,
 Ghamon Se Keh Do Abhi Na Rakht-e-Safar Baandhein, 
Ke Abhi To Mere Jism Mein Kuch Jaan Baqi Hai.
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Agar Bhigne ka itna hi shoq hai baarish me To Dekho na meri aankhon me Baarish to har ek ke liye hoti hai 
Lekin ye aankhein sirf tumhare liye barasti hain…!!
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Pyar to anmol tha mera tere liye.. 
Usko bhi tune daulat ke tarazu main taul dia.. 
Dil me nafrat ka darwaza jo band tha tere liye.
 Aj tune use bhi apne liye khol dia...!!
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Tum Aaj Har Saans Ke Saath Yaad Aa Rahi Ho 

"janam."

Ab Tum bataao Teri yaad Ko Rok Du Ya Apni sanso Ko Rok Lu.......
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Dam tor jati hai har sikayat labo pe aakar..... 
 jab wo bari masumiyat se kahti hai maine kya kiya.....
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Kabar me dafnaate hi, 
Sare rishte tut jate h Chand dino mein apne Apno ko bhul jate h Koyi nahi rota umar Bhar kisi ke liye Waqt
 ke sath aansu Bhi sukh jate hain

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Unko bhi humse waisi hi mohabbat ho zaroori to


sad shyri


Unko bhi humse waisi himohabbat ho zaroori to
nahi
ek si dono ki halat ho zaroori to nahi
dil ki chahat to kai khuwaab jaga deti hai
haan! magar saath mein qismat bhi ho zaroori to
nahi
meri tanahaiyan karti hai jinhe yaad sada
unko bhi hamari zaroorat ho zaroori to nahi
muskuraane se bhi hota hai beyaan gum-e-dil
mujhe rone ki bhi adat hozaroori to nahi.

DARD NAK KAHANI ak larka tha wo aik

DARD NAK KAHANI ak larka tha wo aik


DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny…
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
“DARD” “NAK” kahani ;->