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Funny and Adult Jokes jokes in hindi urdu:

In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as a drink.
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A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
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He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:
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"I USE TEA BAGS" face-smile.!!

Ek bar karo na plz…
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
Plz karo naaa…
Muje acha lage ga…
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
Kar do na plz…
Ek pyara sa SMS! 

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.!!

A gang of sardars looted a bank,broke open the safe and found chilled lassi inside. They drank happily and left. Next day's headline: SARDARS LOOT SPERM BANK!

You can predict any Girl’s future by
just touching & feeling her BUTTOCKS..!!

This DIVINE Knowledge is called..
ASS-TR0LOGY!!

 Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.!!
51 BEST Funny Knock Knock Jokes For kids, Preschoolers 'Best Collection 2017' 
Adult Jokes In Hindi:

दूधवाला लगातार चिन्की के दरवाजे का डोरबेल बजा रहा था।
चिन्की की माँ :-भैया कितना दबाओगे, अब बस भी करो
तुमसे अच्छा तो पेपरवाला है जो चुपचाप. नीचे से डाल देता है…..!

santa ke upar adalat mein ek case chal raha tha...
Judge : tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyu pakdaya?
Santa rote huye : Judge sahab meri koyi galti nahi hai, ye mere ko boli kaam karvana hai to pehele mutthi garam karo, so maine kardi.... !

Teacher class mein = “Bachho, "Jimmedari" pe ek sentance banao”
Santa = Madam ji, agar aapke blause ke 4 mein se 3 batan toot jaayen,
To saari "Jimmedari" sirf ek batan par hogi.!!
Sexy Jokes In Hindi:

Teacher-"wats ur name"
Santa-"HOLA"
Teacher-"ye kya naam hua"
Santa-"mai HOLI k din paida hua tha"
Teacher-"thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue"!!

Pati - Judge Sahab Main Apni Biwi Se Khush Nahin Hoon
Patni - ( Ne Bhi Tadak Ke Jawaab Diya ) Haramkhor Saara Mohalla To Khush Hai Tu Kahaan Ka Nawaab Hai.!

Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey. 😀!
Dirty Jokes Dirty Jokes In Hindi And English Language 
Adult Jokes In English:

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”!!

A Lord got married. After the ceremony, unmarried friends went to a brothel. Unexpectedly they met the Lord there.
- Lord, what are you doing here now that you are married and have a beautiful young wife?
- Well, she was so tired that fell asleep at once. I thought it is not worth to wake her up for just a few of pounds.!!

Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak...)
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PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak...)
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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak...)
Adult Jokes:

aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
k...
ki...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka.........!

लड़का डॉक्टर से : मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड प्रेग्नेंट है पर मैंने प्रोटेक्शन इस्तेमाल किया था...|
डॉक्टर: एक कहानी सुनो,
एक शिकारी एक दिन बन्दूक की जगह छतरी ले गया,
अचानक शेर सामने आ गया तोह उसने छतरी का हैंडल खीचा और गोली चला दी,
शेर वही मर गया...
लड़का: घंटा....
किसी और ने गोली मारी होगी....!!
डॉक्टर: एक्ज़ेक्टली!!

आदमी आदमी ही रहेंगे:
निप्पल मिला. चुसना शुरू,
दीवार मिली. मूतना शुरू,
ज़ुबान फिसली.. माँ-बहन शुरू,
गांड मिली.. उंगली शुरू,
फ़ोकट की मिली.. पीना शुरू,
लंड हाथ आया.. हिलाना शुरू,
चार दोस्त मिले.. गांडमस्ती शुरू,
लड़की मिली.. चुदाई की प्लानिंग शुरू,
ऐसा मेसेज मिला.. फॉरवर्ड करना शुरू....!!

Dudh aur Ladki me kya fark


Dudh aur Ladki me kya fark hai!!
Socho .
Socho
Dudh garam hota hai
to
Mallai uppar aati hai
or
ladki garam ho to mallai niche aati hai. 
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Maaro aur Maaro!

Image1 aurat apne parosi k sath sex kar
rahi thi k uska shaor ghar aagaya
aur ye dekh kr parosi ko maarne laga.
Aurat boli:Maaro aur Maaro!
Paraai aurat pe hath dalta hai.
Itne mey parosi ka zor chal gaya
woh uss k shohar ko maane laga.
Aurat boli:Maar aur Maar na khud karta
hai na hi kisi or ko karne deta hai

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بڑی عمر ھے آپ کی۔۔۔۔۔۔۔میڈم

ایک اسٹوڈینٹ اسکول کے واش روم میں ًمٹھً مار رھا تھا
اچانک دروازہ کھلا اور اسکول  کی میڈم اندر آگئیں
اسٹوڈنٹ بے اختیار بول پڑا 
ًبڑی عمر ھے آپ کی میدمً
ImageImageek student school k wash room myn Muth maar raha thaAchanak Darwaza khula aur madam andar aa gaiStudent: Madam boht lambi umar hy aap ki  Image
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Jaldbaazi ka nateeja

Ek Ghora ek ghori ko manaa raha tha aur ghori naheen maan rahi thi. manatey manatey woh dono beech bazaar ke aa gaye aur ghori maan gai.. ab public ko aisa moqa to chahiye hi hota hey chunanche woh unn donon ke ird gird kharey ho ker tamasha dekhna shuru ho geye. Ghora Ghori per cher to gya lekin ab us ka Lund ghori ke ander naheen ja raha tha. tamashiyoon mein se ek shakhs se na rahney huwa aur us ne agey barh ker ghorey ka Lund apney hathoon se paker ker ghori ki Phuddy mein dalney ki koshish shuru ker di... issi asnaa mein ghorey neapna moon pechey ker ke insaani awaz mein kaha......
"O Pann choddaa, iddi kaali manoon nai ae jidi tanoo ae"
Yani....Itni jaldi majhe naheen hey jitni tujhe hey.


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Shohar (Mast hay yaar)

Raat ko biwi apnay shohar kay saath soie thi kay achanak uth kar chillana shuru kar diya bhago bhago maira shohar aaraha hay bhaago saath us ka shohar laita hua thaa woh aik dum uth kar khirki say kood gaya.... 




Girl: It's 2 tight.
Boy: Don't worry,I'll do it slowly.
G: Push it in. B: I can't.
G: It's painful. B: forget it.
We'll buy new
WEDDING RING!

what PEPSI stands for
P=please
E=enter
P=penis
S=slowly
I=inside
ha..ha..ha..hy.. Ye dil magay more

A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
Jokes For Adults:

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,!

This time, I'm Sure about What I Feel & I'm Gonna Say it
I
I L
I Lo
I Lov
I Love
I Love Y
I Love Yo
I Love Young Girls with Shaven ***!


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