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Non Veg jokes in hindi

Non Veg jokes in hindi

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Non Veg jokes in hindi We have a collection of number of Non Veg Jokes in Hindi And English Lagunage. These Jokes are for 18+ age because they include some hot non veg msg Dirty, Sexy & Adult type of Humor but they surely spice up and fresh your mood when feeling sad. Hope you will enjoy our collection of Jokes.
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Sprite Peene Wale Straight Bolte Hai:

Pados Ki Sunita Aunty Ne Pappu Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi

Darwaja Pappu Ne Khola Hath Mein Sprite Thi.

Aunty Ne Pucha: “Beta Mummy Ghar Par Hai Kya?”

Pappu Sprite Ka Sip Bharte Hue Bola

“Aunty No Tension, Aapko To Papa Se Chudvana Hai Na? Aa Jao Papa Ghar Par Hi Hai”

Sprite – Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas

पड़ोस की सुनीता आंटी ने पप्पू के घर की घंटी बजायी

दरवाजा पप्पू ने खोला हाथ में स्प्राइट थी.

आंटी ने पूछा: "बेटा मम्मी घर पर है क्या?"

पप्पू स्प्राइट का सिप भरते हुए बोला

"आंटी नो टेंशन, आपको तो पापा से चुदवाना है ना? आ जाओ पापा घर पर ही है"

स्प्राइट - सीधी बात नो बकवास


SMS / One Liner Version
Sunita Aunty- Beta Mummy Gar Par Hai Kya? Pappu Sprite Pite Hue- Apko To Papa Se Chudvana He Na? Aa Jao Papa Gar Pr Hi Hai - Sprite - Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas





Non Veg Jokes:

Ladki Ki Bra Ka Load


New Non Veg Jokes, Full Adult Jokes
Santa – Ek baat puchu ?
Banta – Hamm puch bhai.
Santa – Bra aur banyan me kya antar rhata hai ?
Banta – Banyan me kapda jyada hota hai,
Aur load kam hota hai.
Bra me kapda kam hota hai,
Aur load bahut jyada hota hai. 

Lovesuresh Jija Sali Non Veg SMS Joke 30

Advanced Talk

Little Boy: Dad How was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realized That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" non veg jokes in hindi .
It Was Too Late To hit "Delete........ Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male"

Darling Ka Original Matlab

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Bhakat Ne Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai”
Bhakt Hairani Se: “Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”
Baba Muskurate Hue: “Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling…..Dal Ling“

Hijde Ka Gussa 

Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya
Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha
Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya“
Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Tha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“

Marketing funda

Boss Ne Apne Sare Salesman Ko Bulaya Aur Announcement Ki
Boss: “Jo Salesman Sabse Jyada Sales Dega Usko Apna Lund Chuswane Ka Moka Milega”
Salesman Khushi Se: “Par Lund Chusega Kon?”
Boss: “Jo Sabse Kam Sales Dega“
non veg jokes in hindi.

Hathon Ki Lakiron ka fayda

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?”
Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: “Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe“
non veg jokes in hindi.

Indian Cricketers 

Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke Pucha
Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi?”
Indian Players: “Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu??”
Aadmi: “To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho.“

Ek Naya Type Ka Sawal

Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.
Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?
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Jawani ki Yaden

Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha
“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“

DENTIST

Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi
Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola
Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”
Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“

New Year

1 Ladki Ko Lagi Thand Usne Nikala Plastic Ka Land,
Use Lagaya Thook Me.
Phir Dala Apni Chut Me. Shuru Ho Gai Chudai
15 Din Pahle Aapko "NEW YEAR" Ki Badahii..

Ladki ka pyar

Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Ladki Aayegi Jo Aapko Bahut Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Tauch Karegi Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi I LOVE YOU PAPA.

Bus Stop Gossip

BOY- Bus Train Aur Ladki Ek Aati Hai To Dusri Jati Hai.
GIRL- Auto Riksha Or Ladka Ek Bulao Char-Char Chale Aate Hain.

Pyara Dost

Apne Khas Dost Se Pyar Jatane Ke Liye Hamare Mashoor Shayar, Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Pyar Nahi To College Bekar
Love Nahi To Life Bekar
Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar
Aur
Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Lund Bekar
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Lovesuresh Joke

Ek Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar Ho Gaya Rote Hue Usne Apni Maa Ko Bataya
Maa Boli: “Betu Maine Tujse Kha Bhi Tha Ke Aage Se Dhyaan Rakhna”Beti Boli: “Maa Maine Aage Se Pura Dhyaan Rakha… Par Kya Karoo Usne Meri Piche Se Gaand Maar Li“

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Lovesuresh sms

Girl: Papa, Bhaiya Ne Aapko Gaali Di, BETICHOD. Father: Aane De Saale Ko Uski Behen Chod Dungaa. Girl: Chalo Papa Rehne Do, Dono Taraf Se Chudai To Meri Hi Hogi.

Lovesuresh sms

A Girl Goes 2 Doctor N Says-Doctor Mere Niche 1 Chhed Aur Kar Do.
Doctor Asked: Why?
Girl : Business Aacha Chal Raha Hai Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon.

Lovesuresh sms

Sania Mirza Started Playing At The Age Of 6.. After that.. 
Everything In Her Life Changed.. 
EXCEPT THE SIZE OF HER SKIRT...!!
non veg jokes in hindi

Lovesuresh sms

Sham Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe Hai,Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye Bethe Hai,Hamari Diwangi To Dekho Yaro,Unko Rat Ko Aana Hai Aur Hum Subah Se Hi Condom Lagaye Baithe Hai.
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Lovesuresh sms

LadyTeacher: Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.
Banta: My Penis In Ur Hand.
Teacher- Slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry Mam, I 4got 2 Put Space Between PEN IS.

Lovesuresh sms

Suhag Raat Pe Dulhe Ne Dulhan Ki Ankh Ko Chuma
Dulhan - Ye Kya
Dulha - Ankh Zindgi Ki Kitab Hai
Dulhan - Niche Library Me Aag Lagi Hae, Tu Kitaab Me Ghusa Hai .

Lovesuresh sms

Dad:BETA Sasuralwale Ghadi De To Suit Mang Lena!
Scooter de to CAR,Dukan De To Makan Manglena.
Beta-agar LADKI De To Uski Maa Manglu?

Lovesuresh sms

Ladka: Kash Mein Teri Bra Hota, To Sara Din Tere Boobs Se Chipka Rahta
Ladki: “Sale Kuttery, Mein Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti, Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota”

Lovesuresh sms

Yeh Sangmarmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan,
Boond-Boond Pighalta Shabaab,
Hoto Se Lagake Dekho Kashish Kaisi Hai..
Kambakhat Ye 
"ICE-CREAM" Cheez Hi Aisi Hai...

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Lovesuresh sms

Father & Son Went To Medical Store.
Father Buy A Pack Of Condoms.
Son- What’s This
Father- Its Medicine For Killing Rats.
Son- Oh Bhenchod.! Chut Me Bhi Chuhe!
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Lovesuresh sms

Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant Utarkar Bola-
Kya Tumhare Paas Aisa Hai?
"
Girl Salwar Utarkar Boli-
Jinke Paas Aisi Hoti Hai Unke Paas Inki Koi Kami Nahi Hoti.

Lovesuresh sms

Kaun Si Devi Aise Hai Jiska Prasad Bahut Famous Hai
Socho?
Dimag Lagao....
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.

Lovesuresh sms

Hindi K Teachr Ne Medical Store Par Sharmate Huye Condom Manga.
"Shrimanji ek sugandit Virya Rodak Tel Yukt Prajanan Virodi Kavach De Dijiye

Lovesuresh sms

Gabbar- Yeh Fuddi Muze Dede Basanti
Basanti:- Bhenchodea Gabbra, Jado Da Mainu Chuk K Liyaya Hai Hun Tak Ta Do Vari Le Lenda, Eve Nacha-2 K Bund Laini Karti."

Lovesuresh sms

Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Marriage.
Marriage is a box of children.
The Children Are Future Of India. So Don't Stop Of Kissing.
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Lovesuresh sms

Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche, Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se! Best Of Luck.
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